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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Comedy

Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Date: 10/10/2025
Rating: 0.0
Cast: Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Conan O'Brien, Manu Narayan, Danielle Macdonald, Eva Kornet, Ella Beatty, Helen Hong, Daniel Zolghadri, Josh Pais, Ronald Bronstein, Laurence Blum, Lark White, Amy Judd Lieberman, Char Sidney, Jodi Michelle Pynn, Christian Slater

Rose Byrne as Linda in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Rose Byrne

Delaney Quinn as Child in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Delaney Quinn

Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Mary Bronstein

A$AP Rocky as James in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You A$AP Rocky

Ivy Wolk as Diana in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Ivy Wolk

Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Mark Stolzenberg

Conan O'Brien as Therapist in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Conan O'Brien

Manu Narayan as Landlord in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Manu Narayan

Danielle Macdonald as Caroline in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Danielle Macdonald

Eva Kornet

Ella Beatty

Helen Hong as Eva in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Helen Hong

Daniel Zolghadri as Stephen in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Daniel Zolghadri

Josh Pais as Brad in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Josh Pais

Ronald Bronstein as Caroline’s Husband in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Ronald Bronstein

Laurence Blum as Police Officer in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Laurence Blum

Lark White

Amy Judd Lieberman as Melanie in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Amy Judd Lieberman

Char Sidney

Jodi Michelle Pynn as Nurse in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Jodi Michelle Pynn

Christian Slater as Father (uncredited) in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Christian Slater